how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
- look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
- share an emotional hug
- during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
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My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts
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i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
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I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice collarbones and prominent jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to harry styles
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im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
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